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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 06:44

What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

What celebrity do you admire the most?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

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From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

What makes Nigerian scammers skilled at impersonating people? Is their success a result of intelligence or other factors?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why am I tired all the time?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever